Sister Tragg (Run, Garrie, Run!) - an Adepta Sororitas parody song inspired by Warhammer 40K скачать в хорошем качестве

Sister Tragg (Run, Garrie, Run!) - an Adepta Sororitas parody song inspired by Warhammer 40K

Track: Sister Tragg (Run, Garrie, Run!) Artist: Barhound & BardHammer ================ I hope you enjoyed this bardic banger straight out of the Underhive. Scroll down for full lyrics. This song is a part of our parody-fueled musical saga through the grim darkness of the 41st millennium! If you enjoyed it, please like and share with your folks. Subscribe for more awesome songs:    / @barhoundofficial   ================= 🔥Follow the ale-driven journey of Guardsman Garrie here:    • Guardsman Garrie Songs   🔥Apple Music:   / barhound   🔥Ale Fund:   / barhound   (As an indie musician, I pay for production, publishing and distribution. It would be great if you can support.) ================= 🛑 Disclaimer: This song is a fan-made parody and not associated with Games Workshop. All Warhammer 40K references belong to their rightful owners. This content is for satirical and entertainment purposes only. ================= 📜 Full lyrics: I crept through the convent, my heart full of zeal, Disguised as a pilgrim with nerves of steel. Had one mission clear, one goal in my head— To find Canoness Blaire before I’m shot dead! But down the wrong hallway I slipped through the haze, Past relics and incense and censorous gaze. I whispered her name—“Blaire, my dove!”— And triggered the wrath from above! Run, Garrie, run! She’s got the chain! I didn’t mean to peek, I’m mostly sane! Run, Garrie, run! She’s seen your sin! Emperor save me, she’s got that grin! Run, Garrie, run! Her blade’s aflame! I swear on my dog tags—I don’t know her name! Run, Garrie, run! You’ll soon be slag! That’s what you get for tempting Sister Tragg! She roared like a Rhino and charged through the pews, Chopping the altar and spilling the brews. I tripped on a rosary, pants hit the floor— And found myself mooning the Emperor’s door! A Sister screamed, “By Saint Celestine!” Another fainted at what she’d seen. Sister Tragg just laughed, all flame and smite— “I’ll grant you penance... through holy fight!” Run, Garrie, run! The candles fell! I slipped on incense, I smell like hell! Run, Garrie, run! Her chainsword sings! It’s hummin’ my death with metallic strings! Run, Garrie, run! You’ll lose your tag! That’s the price of crossing Sister Tragg! I dove through the kitchen, crashed the stew, Kissed a novitiate sister or two. Flew out the window with bare behind, Left half my dignity (and trousers) behind! Tragg stood laughing, smoke and flame, Yelling, “Love’s a heresy, Guardsman’s shame!” I waved from the compost, covered in grime, And shouted back, “You’ll love me in time!” Run, Garrie, run! You lost your gear! But I gained a memory and lost my rear! Run, Garrie, run! You’re bleeding pride! She spanked me once for the Emperor’s side! Run, Garrie, run! She’ll write your tag! "Here lies Garrie — loved by Sister Tragg!" Run, Garrie, run... she’s on your tail... Run, Garrie, run... your plan did fail... Run, Garrie, run... her sword did drag... Run, Garrie, run... from Sister Tragg! #warhammer40k #wh40k #tavernmusic #darktide #spacemarine2 #epicmusic ================= 🛑AI Disclosure: Some elements of this track were enhanced using AI. Vocals and instruments are AI-assisted. My natural voice is smoother, and I primarily play acoustic rhythm and percussive guitar. The final mix includes AI-generated enhancements and additional instrumentation. Lyrics are written by me. I occasionally use ChatGPT for editing, proofing or rhyming help.