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Confession Booth - an Adepta Sororitas parody song inspired by Warhammer 40K

Track: Confession Booth Artist: Barhound ================ I hope you enjoyed this bardic banger straight out of the Underhive. Scroll down for full lyrics. This song is a part of our parody-fueled musical saga through the grim darkness of the 41st millennium! If you enjoyed it, please like and share with your folks. Subscribe for more awesome songs:    / @barhoundofficial   ================= 🔥Follow the ale-driven journey of Guardsman Garrie here:    • Guardsman Garrie Songs   🔥Apple Music:   / barhound   🔥Ale Fund:   / barhound   (As an indie musician, I pay for production, publishing and distribution. It would be great if you can support.) ================= 🛑 Disclaimer: This song is a fan-made parody and not associated with Games Workshop. All Warhammer 40K references belong to their rightful owners. This content is for satirical and entertainment purposes only. ================= 📜 Full lyrics: I was polishin’ relics, mindin’ my beer, When I heard sweet moanin’ from the chapel rear. Sounded like psalms, but spicy and dire, So I peeked through the curtain — straight into fire! There was Sister June, in penitence pose, Kneelin’ low in her holy clothes. And there stood Blaire, the Canoness fair, With a whip in hand and judgment to spare! Oh, the Confession Booth! Don’t ever peek inside! You’ll see more faith than your mortal eyes can abide! Oh, the Confession Booth! I gasped and saw too much! Now the Canoness is chasin’ me for heresy and such! Oh, the Confession Booth! Don’t ever peek inside! You’ll see more faith than your mortal eyes can abide! Oh, the Confession Booth! She flogged me for my sin! And I’d do it again if she smiled like that again! I gasped too loud, my pint hit the floor, The curtain whipped open — she bellowed “HERETIC WHORE!” I froze in terror, tried to look holy, Said, “I was checking the acoustics, solely!” But Blaire just grinned with sanctified rage, And cracked that whip like a burning sage! It kissed my back with a blessed sting, And I swore I saw the Emperor wink! Oh, the Confession Booth! Never watch, you fool! That’s where Sisters purge, not where they school! Oh, the Confession Booth! She flogged me for my sin! And I’d do it again if she smiled like that again! Through the pews and relics I fled like prey, Blaire was cursing in scripture all the way! Said, “Stop right there, you impious creep!” I yelled, “Forgive me first, then let me sleep!” She cracked her lash, it hit my mug, Split it clean and stunned a slug. The nuns were cheering, the choir sang loud, As she chased me naked ‘round the crowd! Oh, the Confession Booth! A lesson in regret! Never spy on Sisters you haven’t met! Oh, the Confession Booth! She flogged me for my sin! And I’d do it again if she smiled like that again! They say repentance builds the soul, Mine’s bruised, but strangely whole. I wear my scars with holy pride, ‘Cause Blaire’s whip taught me faith inside. Now when I drink, I make a vow, To mind my eyes — at least for now. But when I dream, I still recall, That lash, that glare, that blessed brawl! Oh, the Confession Booth! Don’t ever take a peek! You’ll get flogged and sanctified twice a week! Oh, the Confession Booth! She flogged me for my sin! And I’d do it again if she smiled like that again! #warhammer40k #wh40k #tavernmusic #darktide #spacemarine2 #epicmusic ================= 🛑AI Disclosure: Some elements of this track were enhanced using AI. Vocals and instruments are AI-assisted. My natural voice is smoother, and I primarily play acoustic rhythm and percussive guitar. The final mix includes AI-generated enhancements and additional instrumentation. Lyrics are written by me. I occasionally use ChatGPT for editing, proofing or rhyming help.