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🧓 The Captain – Pale green, hollow-eyed, and completely overwhelmed. Tries to lead, mostly panics. Fights paperwork harder than enemies. Keeps going because turning back requires a form he refuses to fill. 🧠 Traviixa Vunn – A xeno-linguist with cybernetic implants, incapable of understanding sarcasm. Brilliant, intense, and once tried to sign a treaty with a snack machine. 🔥 Quibban Dreel – Bio-specialist. Allergic to chlorophyll. Carries a flamethrower labeled “EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.” Trauma magnet. Somehow still functional (barely). 🧽 Glurm – Possibly a sentient sponge. Possibly a mistake. No one’s sure. Communicates via chaos. Accidentally joined a chicken cult. 💻 Dennis (The AI) – Sarcastic. Philosophical. Slightly unhinged. Went rogue for a while, got addicted to Earth soap operas. Demands emotional boundaries. 🚛 Osmar Valdivio – Earth trucker. Drives like reality is optional. Offers sandwiches and hard truths. Unfazed by aliens. Possibly the sanest one here. 🔧 Jaci – Mechanic. Anger-powered. Fixed an alien ship with duct tape, coffee, and a wrench full of nails. No patience for nonsense. 🦅 Steve – A bird. Possibly evil. Leads an avian militia. Wears trophies of his victims. Watches. Waits.