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Ode to Zuggtmoy: a Zuggtmoy Song

TO THE PATREON:   / bardcollegeofcitrus   TO THE TWITTER:   / citrusthebard   Have you noticed there’s a larger-than-normal amount of mushrooms here and there as of late? The Bard College of Citrus is taking a look down into the Abyss for answers and we’ve found the source: Zuggtmoy. The Queen of Fungus deep within the layers of her Abyssal realm has plans for expansion, including our world and all others where her mushrooms can grow. And to the ones where they can’t, well… I’m sure there’s room for adaptation in the future. --LYRICS-- Step with me down the fungal staircase Swept and free with a shift in the air, bases Loaded high from the towers aplume Space in great supply, brings your friends to the bloom! They’re the kindest of halls in all the Abyss, Here you’ll find all the thralls to the Mushroom Mistress! Don’t trip on the oozes as you traipse to the door, They drip as they choose, but they’ll pay all the more This mycelium mausoleum to powers of lesser degree Is a testament trained to the will of the Lady of Rot and Decay! SO HEAR WHEN WE SAY IT NEVER GETS OLD, EVERY COLOR OF MOLD WILL NOW SWAY TO HER WHIMS AND DECREE HER CARDS NEVER SHOWING, HER PLANS KEEP ON GROWING FROM ROTTEN ROOT UP EVERY TREE SHEDAKLAH’S THE STARTER, SHE’S HEADING MUCH FARTHER THE REST OF THE REALMS, SHE’LL ENJOY IN OUR BRIGHT MUSHROOM BEDS, WE ALL TURN ALL OUR HEADS TO THE PLANS OF OUR ZUGGTMOY Her sights set on the Plane Material, Her knights will bet on her growing success! The consuming fungus pulls up from the ground, Through the fuming gusts, no quarter ever is found! All driven on, spreading day after day Headings scrawled on her map, advancing every which way! Our devotion to all her purpose, always our thrill! The chance of your swords finding purchase is nil! Oh the defacto fungal fidelity runs through every and each moldy vein! From each shore, every spore of hers finds its way into the sane And the crazed AND STILL, WE’RE UNFAZED IT NEVER GETS OLD, EVERY COLOR OF MOLD WILL NOW SWAY TO HER WHIMS AND DECREE HER CARDS NEVER SHOWING, HER PLANS KEEP ON GROWING FROM ROTTEN ROOT UP EVERY TREE SHEDAKLAH’S THE STARTER, SHE’S HEADING MUCH FARTHER THE REST OF THE REALMS, SHE’LL ENJOY IN OUR BRIGHT MUSHROOM BEDS, WE ALL TURN ALL OUR HEADS TO THE PLANS OF OUR ZUGGTMOY Can you feel the roots supplanting the stability down to the core? All her troops chanting for the fragility of worlds to add to her score, AND STILL WE SHOUT MORE IT NEVER GETS OLD, EVERY COLOR OF MOLD WILL NOW SWAY TO HER WHIMS AND DECREE HER CARDS NEVER SHOWING, HER PLANS KEEP ON GROWING FROM ROTTEN ROOT UP EVERY TREE SHEDAKLAH’S THE STARTER, SHE’S HEADING MUCH FARTHER THE REST OF THE REALMS, SHE’LL ENJOY IN OUR BRIGHT MUSHROOM BEDS, WE ALL TURN ALL OUR HEADS TO THE PLANS OF OUR ZUGGTMOY IT NEVER GETS OLD, EVERY COLOR OF MOLD WILL NOW SWAY TO HER WHIMS AND DECREE HER CARDS NEVER SHOWING, HER PLANS KEEP ON GROWING FROM ROTTEN ROOT UP EVERY TREE SHEDAKLAH’S THE STARTER, SHE’S HEADING MUCH FARTHER THE REST OF THE REALMS, SHE’LL ENJOY IN OUR BRIGHT MUSHROOM BEDS, WE ALL TURN ALL OUR HEADS TO THE PLANS OF OUR ZUGGTMOY --- Dungeons & Dragons is © Wizards of the Coast LLC Ode to Zuggtmoy was originally composed, written, and performed by the Bard College of Citrus and released on December 16, 2020.