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My Patronly Advice - a Warlock Patron Song

TO THE PATREON:   / bardcollegeofcitrus   TO THE TWITTER:   / citrusthebard   We here at the Bard College of Citrus are collectors of great knowledge and power, from all corners of existence, space, and time. With all that power lying around, we’re more than happy to share! Have you been jealous of those sorcerers and the magic in their blood, or those clerics with their divine connections? Have you ever been curious about the warlock life and wanted one of those connections for your very own? Perfect! Just sign your name on this scroll right here. Here, you can use my pen! -LYRICS- So you’re looking for a little extra pep in your step? I think you’re knocking on the proper door The fact you even could have called me shows the power that you’ve prepped, Now just imagine if you had a little more! You’re not the first soul to come knocking on my front stoop You see, for ages I’ve been paged by every kind From sages seeking answers down to serfs who want to fly the coop Whatever flavor of their hunt, I never mind So come aboard, strike up the band! The pillars of the world are rising, and it’s time to take a stand! A patron worth their weight in gold is offering a hand to hold, There’s not too much on your end I’ll demand! So just sign here, that will suffice! I’ve seen your penmanship, I think it’s rather nice! To be a warlock up to par, you’ll need to grow from what you are… But that is just my patronly advice! Oh every corner of the cosmos is a conundrum at best At worst, they’re terrors not to be endured For there are lords with far fewer morals than I, I can attest, Against their threat, it never hurts to be insured! You can never get that far without some friends by your side Yes I can spruce up every step with all my magic For if you delve into the secrets of the world without a guide The results, well, they could end up quite tragic! So come along, take a chance! Lace up your boots and come join in this dizzying dance! Receive my gift of invocations to fulfill your new vocation With our pact, you’ll pull forward! Advance! Now don’t be shy, and don’t think twice! Give your skill set a skosh more spice! Oh life can trip you upside down, just my cantrips will grant renown! But that is just my patronly advice! Now we don’t have to go all over every term within this deal, For with the wonders that we’ll weave, no other word except a steal! But just for starters, there’s some errands that you’ll have to go and run, A little fetching from this list of mine, we’ll cross it one by one They say you can’t get stuff for nothing, and to my end, this is true, I’ve seen the suffering and trauma that has scraped and molded you! They said you’re worthless, but you’re not! Oh all you needed was the right friend Join my crew, and through and through we’ll see those fools’ end! You’re burning time! Now make some haste! This is an offer you should horde and surely can’t afford to waste! With my wind gusting in your sails, oh you’ll be tipping all the scales Down in your favor, so take your first taste! Let’s make a deal! Now name your vice! Take my assistance, friend, and I will be concise: All those pathetic other patrons, damn, they’re far too overpriced With what you need to overcome, you can’t afford to roll the dice Our partnership could be a multiclass of powered paradise! …but that is just my patronly advice! --- Dungeons & Dragons is © Wizards of the Coast LLC My Patronly Advice was originally composed, written, and performed by the Bard College of Citrus and released on August 19, 2021