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Baker of the Pies - EPIC: The Hunger Saga (Warrior of the Mind Parody)

WARNING: THIS IS OLD AND MY SINGING HAS IMPROVED/CHANGED SINCE MAKING THIS EPIC: The Musical Parody (Hunger Saga): Baker of the Pies All credits to Jorge Rivera-Herrans for the original song. Credit to Made Instrumental for instrumental I wrote this back in September, but never found the time to sing it. But here it is. Apologies for my terrible singing, btw. Lyrics are in the captions and below: [ATHENA] Have you forgotten the chef skills I taught you? [ODYSSEUS] Athena! [ATHENA] Have you forgotten to turn off the stove? This is not you! I see you changing the food I assigned you! Have you forgotten how to cook? Let me remind you. Goddess of kitchens Master of cuisine My life has one mission Create the greatest recipe I had a cook-off A velvet cake A magic dish only the best could make One day a boy came Here to bake A boy whose process had no mistakes! [ODYSSEUS] Let’s cook! [ATHENA] Maybe, one day, he’ll follow me And we’ll make a new type of pastry Then they’ll see I know he’ll change the world ‘cause He is a baker of the pies! Maybe, one day, I’ll reach him And we can make cookies as I teach him If it’s too watery, he’ll add more flour He is a baker of the pies! [ODYSSEUS] Show yourself. I know you ate my pie— Show yourself. I can see it. [ATHENA] How can you see through my mouth? [ODYSSEUS] Ha! I was lying, and you fell for my bluff! Hahahaha. [ATHENA] Well done; what was your secret recipe? [ODYSSEUS] What’s yours? I’ll say mine if you tell me [ATHENA] Nice try, but two can share this feast— [ODYSSEUS, CHORUS] Nah, don’t be modest— I know you’re a goddess! So let’s be honest— You are Athena! (Athena!) Badass, makes cuisine and— Unmatched, witty and queen of The best recipes we’ve seen! [ATHENA] If you’re looking for a mentor, I’ll make sure your time’s well spent. [ODYSSEUS] Sounds like a plan— Goddess and man, bestest of chefs! [ATHENA] We’ll see where it ends. [ODYSSEUS] …Okay. [ATHENA, ODYSSEUS] Maybe, one day, they’ll follow me And we’ll make some new types of pastry So tasty! I know we’ll change the world ‘cause We are the bakers of the pies! Maybe, one day, we’ll reach them And we can make more foods as we teach them If they’re too sweet, then we’ll add some lime juice We are the bakers of the pies! [ATHENA] I still intend to make sure you don’t fall behind Don’t forget that you’re a chef who won a very special prize You are a baker of the pies! Don’t disappoint me. #epic #epicthemusical #odysseus #athena #jorgeriveraherrans