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Dairy Queen: The Hunger Saga | Puppeteer Parody from Epic: The Musical

yes the crew somehow didnt know the ice cream right in front of them had dairy??? smh like i can understand the dilly bars but next you'll be telling me that the crew will eat something that belongs to someone else, like??? Song: from Epic: The Musical by ‪@JayHerrans‬ |    • Puppeteer   Lyrics: Captain, I ate something that I must confess. Something that i must get off my chest, Until it is said, I cannot rest. Captain? Eurylochus, go make sure this restaurant is 5 stars. But captain We need to eat a meal right about now You can say whatever you want at lunch, While we munch. Okay Eurylochus, back so soon? Where’s the rest of our crew? Why’re you so pale; what happened to you? We came across McDonald’s Inside we heard a voice It seemed to show no malice To eat, it was our choice. But nothing could prepare us for the burgers that awaited inside. What did this restaurant have? Sir, since we left home, we faced a variety of restaurants, cuisines, and cheap dishes, Greek, Chinese, Korean and French, delicious, greasy food we’d digest, But this was a horrible twist, cause all our stomachs couldn’t handle it What was it? Dairy. What? They served us Mcflurries. Don’t be shy. Dang. Welcome to McDonald's come inside, Go ahead and sit wherever you like, Food’s coming, Don’t worry Circe’s serving now Only I ran out, and the rest sat down Take a seat, (eyy!) Let me bring you dessert if you please, I bet you’re sweating from all the heat of these degrees, Food’s coming, Don’t worry Circe’s serving now By the time they ate, it was far too late. For inside the meal (think of the treats) We hadn’t checked (you love to eat) Guts were rumbling (they’ll be the last) And the crew were running (before the gas) To the toilet I got all the dairy, yea I got all the dairy, No it’s not Mcdonald’s This is Dairy Queen I will serve you blizzards and a Dilly bar yea faces transformed(this is the price) From joy to green (we pay to live) toilets were full (endure the loss) They fell for sweets(for a treat divine) She tricked them I got all the dairy, yea I got all the dairy, No it’s not Mcdonald’s This is Dairy Queen I will serve you blizzards and a Dilly bar yea They need medication No they don’t! They can survive, when their stomachs calm, They are men, there’s nothing wrong with a few bombs. Think about the men who have survived this nasty treat, Let’s just cut our losses, so we won’t delay our feast Of course I feel so lazy, of course I want some treats, But I can hardly eat now knowing they’ve all fallen ill, I want to go right now, to the pharmacist at once I can only hope it won’t take months I can hear their screams (oh what a mess) And they are puking (The bathrooms wet) What if they can’t be cured? (my staff and i) Will you choose to eat? (should get some tips) I don’t know I got all the dairy, yea I got all the dairy, No it’s not Mcdonald’s This is Dairy Queen I will serve you blizzards and a Dilly bar yea She’ll make us pay (this is the price) For hassling them (so we’ll forgive) It’s a game of blame (My manager’s mad) The cash will slip away (10,000 grand) I have to try I got all the dairy, yea I got all the dairy, No it’s not McDonalds This is Dairy Queen I will serve you blizzards and a Dilly bar yea #epicthemusical ━━━━━ 〣 ━━━━━ 〔TAGS〕 ・General: #Ryzane ・Art: #Ryzart ━━━━━ 〣 ━━━━━ 〔LINKS〕 ・Twitch:   / ryzanecrow   ・Discord:   / discord   ・Twitter:   / ryzanecrow   ・Instagram:   / ryzanecrow   ━━━━━ 〣 ━━━━━ 〔CREDITS〕 ・Profile picture: @TommyArtsOG