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Grand Theft Battlesuit: The STUPIDEST Heist in 40k

Can the T'au Empire and their Greater Good survive the greed of the Imperial Guard? In this Warhammer 40k funny story, the 42nd Jopal Indentured Squadron proves that petty theft is stronger than advanced T'au Technology. Watch as Commander Shas'O tries to use Drone Swarms and XV8 Crisis Battlesuits to intimidate a human regiment, only to find that the humans are actively stealing his army for scrap parts. From dismantling drones mid-flight to selling a Crisis Suit's engine on the black market, this is a battle between High-Tech Logic and Low-Tech Avarice. A comedic look at Astra Militarum lore, T'au battlesuits, and why the "Greater Profit Margin" beats the Greater Good. ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This archive contains: Aggressive negotiation techniques involving crowbars, the disassembly of active combat drones for scrap value, stealing cutlery from diplomatic meetings, and the unauthorized liquidation of T'au military assets. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📋 TOPICS IN THIS ARCHIVE: The T'au Empire meets the Greedy 42nd Regiment Stealing Silverware from the Water Caste The Drone Attack (Or: The Great Looting) How to Dismantle a Crisis Suit in Combat Why the T'au Retreated (Bankruptcy) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💬 THE HISTORITOR'S NOTE: The sequel to "The Army Too Stupid To Die". This time, they aren't stupid—they're just broke. The Emperor Protects. But "Finders Keepers" pays the bills. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ #warhammer40k #tauempire #imperialguard #astramilitarum #crisissuit #warhammer40kfolore #40kcomedy #greatergood #warhammer40000 #jopal