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The Woman Who Demanded to Speak to the Emperor's Manager

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING This archive contains: The strategic deployment of "Can I speak to your manager?", Space Marines being asked to move because they are blocking the view, Inquisitors terrified of bad reviews, and the near-destruction of a Hive World caused by a complaint about scented incense. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. But there is also something far worse: Customer Service. This is the story of Citizen-Advocate Kharenn, a woman whose entitlement was so powerful it registered as a psychic threat. Watch as she battles the Adeptus Arbites, confuses a Space Marine, and forces an Inquisitor to realize that some heresies cannot be purged with fire—they must be buried in paperwork. Can the Imperium of Man survive a 1-Star Review? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📋 TOPICS IN THIS ARCHIVE: Kharenn vs. The Queue (And the Arbites) Asking a Space Marine to "Stand Somewhere Else" Demanding to speak to the Inquisition's Manager Accidentally triggering an Exterminatus via Feedback Form How the Inquisitor finally defeated her (The 12-Year Form) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💬 THE HISTORITOR'S NOTE: This is a warning to all Acolytes: Never argue with a citizen who has a weaponized haircut and a memorized list of municipal bylaws. The Emperor Protects. But checking "Customer Satisfaction" protects better. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ #warhammer40k #karenmeme #inquisition #40kcomedy #spacemarines #warhammerlore #imperiumofman #funny #exterminatus #40kstories