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FALL INTO FLAVOR CHAOS! Morning Hog Brew Review: Wisconsin Honey Kisses, Mexican Night Electricity, & 9% Dessert Cocktails That’ll Make You Skip Pie. Buckle up, cheeseheads and tequila cowboys—it’s the FIRST FRIDAY IN NOVEMBER and Josh from SRPerrott just rolled in with a variety pack so stacked, even his mom texted “WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH SEATS” for Thanksgiving. (Plot twist: she’s investing in his detective-call-girl-script empire. More on that later.) PART 1: LEINENKUGEL’S FALL/WINTER LODGE PACK Honey Weiss → A polite smooch of Wisconsin honey. Not Angry Orchard levels of “I’m licking a beehive,” but just enough to flex “Leinenkugel” as a sobriety test. Northwoods Amber → Born the year Josh learned to walk (1986, duh). Won gold in ’93. Dated a girl named Amber Northwoods for 6 years. Still loves her. Cheers. Original Dark Lager → Cocoa finish so smooth it’s basically hot chocolate’s responsible older brother. WHITE MOCHA STOUT → Looks like Coors Light, tastes like your barista’s secret menu. Josh chugged it. Riggs cried beer tears. GOLD MEDAL PENDING. PART 2: SOBER OCTOBER WHO? Athletic Brewing Winter Wonder (0.0% ABV) → Tastes like Christmas spices tongue-tickled your hops. Perfect for No ABV-vember™ (we’re workshopping it). MODELO NOCHE ESPECIAL → Rarer than a Florida cold snap. Red label, darker soul, sits between Modelo Especial and Negra like the cool cousin who shows up with fireworks. GRAB IT BEFORE IT VANISHES. MONACO VODKA COCKTAILS (9% ABV) Mango Peach → Fruit fight in a can. Mango tried to dominate, peach said “not today.” Black Cherry → Dessert in liquid form. Tart finish, zero pie-pureeing disasters. Josh’s holiday hack: Wrap 75 gifts, chug this, forget what you bought. PRO TIPS FROM THE HOG: Start light (Leinenkugel), peak hard (Monaco), wind down responsible (Athletic). Use beer as currency: “Mow my lawn or no Honey Weiss.” Find EVERYTHING at SRPerrott.com/beerfinder — or cry when the seasonals ghost you in March. BONUS EASTER EGGS: Josh’s mom is producing a movie starring “Honey” (ex-call girl, single mom of 6, aspiring PI). Riggs pays John $10/week to Vaseline the lens. (Budget: questionable.) Fantasy football ended in 40 points and a duel. Pistols at dawn. Like gentlemen. SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON if you’re skipping Dry January for WINTERIZING (calories in BOTH hands). SUBSCRIBE so you never miss Josh saying “tongue tickler” again. Drop your HOLIDAY WISH LIST below—Josh might wrap a Monaco… or he might not.