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Netflix Overflowing with Meghan Markle’s Jam — Harry Says “We Can’t Afford This” Netflix HQ is reportedly drowning in Meghan Markle’s jam. Yes, you read that right: jam. Prince Harry is allegedly waving the red flag, telling Meghan, “We can’t afford this.” Welcome to the world of As Ever, where luxury lifestyle products meet chaotic overstock. I’m Andy Signal, and today we’re diving deep into what might be the most bizarre business saga of the year. Sources say Netflix offices in Los Angeles are currently overflowing with unsold As Ever products. Two storage rooms reportedly packed to the brim with jam, candles, wine, and even her signature flower petal sprinkles are now being given away to employees. One lucky staffer reportedly walked out with 10 free products, because why not? The Netflix campuses, including the Icon Tower and Epic Building, are apparently overstocked with so much inventory that freebies are the only logical solution. Now, some sources claim this isn’t actually a sign of trouble. The bulk of As Ever inventory has already been moved to other warehouses, and what remains in the office is strictly for gifting, sampling, and promotions. Still, the optics are… interesting. Employees are walking out with piles of jam while internet sleuths revealed that a website glitch last month briefly showed over half a million unsold items, including roughly 2,020 jars of jam. Yikes. Among the overstock is a Valentine’s Day package that includes chocolate, strawberry, and raspberry spreads, a lotus-scented candle, sandalwood, and California poppy petals—all for $185. According to Reddit users, some even tried calculating the massive stock by combining product numbers. The glitch sparked rumors of a “stockpile disaster,” though insiders insist this is just part of a global expansion plan. And it doesn’t stop with jam. Meghan’s 13-pound limited-edition bookmarks have also been criticized online for being cheaply made. Marketed as “sustainably sourced leather keepsakes” with her signature “fell asleep here” gold inscription, some fans say they’re more functional as paperweights than bookmarks. Social media reactions ranged from bemused to brutally honest: “Sometimes I use junk mail as a bookmark, and it’s more aesthetic than As Ever.” “As a book lover, I’d never use such a thick bookmark—it barely fits the page!” Despite the criticisms, the items did sell out, proving that hype can carry a brand even when quality raises eyebrows. But here’s where it gets juicy: reports from Closer Magazine claim Prince Harry and Meghan have clashed over the brand’s aggressive expansion. Harry allegedly warned, “We can’t afford this,” concerned about the massive financial outlay needed to launch internationally. Meghan, however, is reportedly determined to push forward, convinced that As Ever has serious potential in Europe and Asia. She sees the jam empire as her path to generational wealth—and she isn’t letting anyone