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In One Ear: Law School Remix, Law Revue 2017 (Lyrics in Description)

(Lyrics Posted Below) The views expressed in this video are strictly personal and do not reflect the views of any institution, department, or agency including: Syracuse College of Law. This video is a parody of Cage the Elephant’s hit song, In One Ear. I hope you enjoy this video and remember to be proud of your accomplishments no matter where you come from and to never let anyone belittle your hard work or career choices simply because they do not fit into some generalized notion of success. Lyrics to In One Ear: Law School Remix This one is for all of those lower-ranked law schools out-there Whose students be working their ass off day in and day out And get no respect Yeah, you know who you are Well, I’m here to tell you You just keep doing you Because haters gonna hate And players gonna play But baby we all gonna get jobs at the end of the day HAHA!!! S.U.-ED’s back!!!! They say that we ain’t got the rank No, we won’t make it far We ain’t got the skills That’re going to help us pass the Bar And I’m a tactless amateur Who’s unworthy of the law I’m an unambitious simpleton Who won’t ever own a yacht They say that I won’t land a bid Or attract rich clientele Hell will sooner freeze Than me work for Sullivan & Cromwell Another corporate wannabe Who’s just a waste of a degree Oh, they’d love to see me fail But BITCH, you know I CAN compete Cus it goes in one ear And right out the other Law schools talking shit But you know I never bother It goes in one ear And right out the other Lawyers talking shit Well, they can kiss my Damn Learned Hand Now, you know I'm not a scrub I’ve been a gunner all my life I can BlueBook like a BOSS So, yes I do know how to cite They wanna ostracize Balkanize Dominate the system So we can’t cash in On that ivy nepotism They say my books are out-of-date My views, impolitic The only way I’ll get a job Is if I suck the partner’s…. (use your imagination) They think that they’re on top Superior, Elite But if they appeal their losing case You know I’ll write the winning brief Cus it goes in one ear And right out the other Law schools talking shit But you know I never bother It goes in one ear And right out the other Lawyers talking shit Well, they can kiss my Damn Learned Hand Audio Segments Taken from The Mr. Show: Law Firm Interview Interviewer #1:Daniel, you were one of the top in your class at Harvard. Dan: THE top of my class, Sir. Interviewer #1: That’s why you’re here. Interviewer #2: Dan, as a member of this firm you’ll be one of the elite and a life of privilege will be yours. Interviewer #1: Dan, we would like you to give us a blowjob. Dan: Ugh. I’m sorry? A blowjob? Interviewer #1: Dan, look out that window. Ninety lawyers work at this firm. Most of them come to work, never make more than $45,000 in a year. You would be in the top 2% in the country. Interviewer #2: And that’s just in the first year. Dan: I’m a lawyer! Interviewer #2: And we are one of the largest law firms in the country. Yeah, so? Interviewer #1: Dan, you would have a beautiful house. Dan: I was the first in my class in law! Interviewer #1: Well, it should be a very good blowjob then. You hear that? Do you hear what’s coming? Oh, you better run before we get here Cus we’re coming to your workplace And we’re gonna win that Mother-fucking case!!! Here’s the moral to the story We don’t do it for the glory We don’t do it for the money And we don’t do it for the fame So, all the employers who compare us Go ahead, I ain’t embarrassed You ain’t ever gonna scare us I’ve already won this game Cus it goes in one ear And right out the other Law schools talking shit But you know I never bother It goes in one ear and right out the other I only practice law cus you know I FUCKIN LOVE IT!!! It goes in one ear and right out the other Lawyers talking shit But you know I never bother It goes in one ear and right out the other ATL be talking shit Well, they can kiss My Damn Learned Hand! BE PROUD TO BE A LAWYER NO MATTER WHERE YOU COME FROM