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Laws Are Hard (The Bar Prep Song)

A song about bar prep angst set to the tune of Mike Posner's "I Took a Pill in Ibiza." My guitar playing's not great, but that's why I went to law school instead of taking this show on the road. Lyrics below: I took a break from bar prep I just wanted to see the sky But as I napped under the trees, I dreamed of contracts MBEs; Man, I can’t wait until the end of July So I’m sitting at my laptop Just memorizing rules Hearsay exceptions – state of mind, I know the First Amendment, kinda; Yea, but RAP still makes me feel like a fool Cuz I’m studying for the bar Can’t remember what weekends are Essays got me like, the court will likely find that I’m so over this I’m really missing that 1L year When finals were all I had to fear Now I’m worried bout what happens to Blackacre when O has no will Laws are hard, to learn, to learn Your Honor, laws are hard, to learn, to learn. I’m not a lawyer, yet, But while I’m on that route, I’m not employed, I’m not a student, taking risks would be imprudent, Cuz I think my health insurance ran out. And I can’t talk like a person These terms of art consume my brain Touch and Concern my land’s my pick up line, but really I’m completely fine, Except I’m slowly going insane Cuz I’m studying for the bar Can’t remember what weekends are And my lecturer trying to crack bad jokes about intestacy I learn a rule and there’s 15 more, Curled up crying on my bathroom floor Something something must vest 21 years, plus life in being Laws are hard, to learn, to learn Your Honor, laws are hard, to learn, to learn I got a call from my sister, Four years of college, just finished her first, OMG summer’s the best, just hanging out and zero tests, And I said literally you are the worst And my friends tried to text me They said, you promised we’d kick back I’m like without consideration, there ain’t no contract formation Never heard from them again after that I’m studying for the bar, Can’t remember what weekends are, Study partner’s got civ pro on lock and I’m like what is joinder? But so what if I’m tired and stressed I’m gonna rock this test, No question’s gonna hold me back, unless it’s about mortgages. Laws are hard, to learn, to learn Your Honor, laws are hard, to learn, to learn.