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Neon Nectar (The Gush-ening) | SLOP RADIO | Pop

If you've ever wondered if the Pharaohs would trade their immortality for a mouthful of corn syrup and Red 40, this 80s power pop fever dream has your answer. It’s the only track on SLOP Radio that makes temporal displacement sound as sticky as a Jersey boardwalk in July. 📰 Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-... 📥 Grab the MP3: https://www.slopradio.live/d/?kod=gen... ------------------------------- 🎤 LYRICS: [Verse 1] I parked the temporal sled in the dust of the Nile With a polyester suit and a predatory smile The Pharaoh looked bored on his golden settee Chewing on a date, lookin' straight at me I said, 'Listen, King Tut, put that fig in the trash' I’m bringing the heat, I’m bringing the splash I pulled out the pouch, that crinkle-cut foil A gift from the future to the sons of the soil. [Chorus] It’s a Gusher, baby, it’s a geyser in your mouth When the center starts a-flooding, yeah, the juices head south It’s a chemical explosion, it’s a neon holy grail Turning every high priest just a little bit pale Sugar-coated sorcery, a gelatinous dream Watch the Bronze Age world start to quiver and scream! [Verse 2] They’re worshiping the pouch like it fell from the stars Better than the honey in their clay-molded jars I got Blue Raspberry and a Strawberry blast Making every marble statue look like a thing of the past They think I’m a titan, they think I’m a ghost I’m just a guy from Jersey with a fruit-flavored host Forget the pyramids, forget the irrigation I’m the Red 40 prophet of the snack-food nation. [Bridge] No more locusts, no more plagues Just a sticky little diamond and some hairy legs They offered me a crown and a seat by the fire All for a chewy bite of their heart's desire One burst of the juice and they’re down on their knees 'Oh Great Snacking One, more Red 40, please!' [Outro] Yeah, keep your scrolls and your dusty old maps I’m the king of the world with the fruit-filled traps In the land of the sandals, I’m the lord of the crunch Packing 21st century magic in my lunch! (Gush it out, baby! Yeah!) #slopradio #sunomusic #aimusic #newtrack #radio