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Monkey Toes

This is about my baby sister who i miss and think of every day. "Monkey Toes" -lyrics [Verse 1] I grew up with a mam and dad, the finest you could meet, And a baby sister three years late with circus-quality feet. She could wiggle every toe, spread ’em wide and pose, So naturally her big brother called her Monkey Toes. [Chorus] Oh Monkey Toes, Monkey Toes, put those things away! You could open jars and steal me socks from three rooms away! From Alabama to the swings, wherever life may go, Raise a pint and laugh out loud for Angela—Monkey Toes! [Verse 2] We played lawn darts as stupid kids (they let us back then, see), With Kris and Kelly down the street—bad idea times three. Kelly swung right through the path, Kris threw without a pause, And stuck a dart in Kelly’s head—full forehead, no applause! Ambulance, screaming, miracles all around, She lived to swing another day—so drinks are on the ground! [Chorus] Oh Monkey Toes, Monkey Toes, saints were clocked in tight, Lawn darts banned forevermore by God Himself that night! If luck was ever used up fast, we blew the whole supply, Now pass the stout and don’t ask how—we’re all still here, that’s why! [Verse 3] I babysat like heroes do, with quarters and arcade dreams, Walked her to the laundromat to guard the pinball schemes. Up to High’s Ice Cream after school we’d patiently endure, Waiting for our mom to clock out—free samples? Not secure. She grew up smart, rewrote the books, medical billing queen, Brains to match those monkey feet—most talented I’d seen! [Chorus] Oh Monkey Toes, Monkey Toes, clever as they come, Feet that dance, a mind that bites, and laughs that hit like drums! If genius came with wiggly toes, she’d lead the whole parade, So stomp your boots and clap along for Monkey Toes today! [Verse 4] Then husbands came like Irish rain—some passed, some overstayed, One Coast Guard lad got kicked right out (long story, poorly played). One builder sang and built real well till romance hit a wall, Ran off with the bus driver—kids, don’t do that at all. Now Jason’s Navy, captain calm, they sailed off far away, To Japan she went in style—Monkey Toes abroad, olé! [Bridge] She’s still my sis no matter what, near, far, or overseas, You can’t outrun a childhood name once brothers let it be. [Final Chorus] Oh Monkey Toes, Monkey Toes, wherever you may roam, There’s a pub back here that knows your name and calls it “home.” No matter ranks or fancy ports or ships that come and go, You’ll always be my baby sis— God bless you, Angela… Monkey Toes!So here’s to dumb kid games we survived, To siblings we tease ‘til we’re old— Lift your glass and wiggle your toes… This round’s for Monkey Toes! 🍻