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EYES TO EYE: a Gruumsh vs. Corellon Song

TO THE PATREON:   / bardcollegeofcitrus   TO THE TWITTER:   / citrusthebard   Rivalries and feuds, scores to settle... the Bard College of Citrus loves the drama that can come between a conflict, and one of the oldest-set battle lines lies between Gruumsh, god of the orcs, and Corellon Larethian, god of the elves. The gods are old, and so too are their grudges. Join us for a dramatic peek at their ever frothing rage, and hope you don't find yourself inbetween them! ...Unless of course you want to. The Bard College of Citrus is not responsible for any party who wishes to interfere in a war between deities. -LYRICS- Gruumsh: I’ve had it with your treachery, I’ve had it with your lies! You tried to turn the pantheon against me, Oh what a big surprise! Using fancy words and fancy schemes, From your stupid elvish dreams Tried to keep me from my land And bar my people from a place to stand You think you and your Seldarine were clever with your jape? The god of arts and crafts can’t draft a way out; From me, you can’t escape! We’ll see how you laugh at what you’ve sewn When I rip your funny bone Out and mount it on my shield! COME NOW, MY ORCS, WE’LL NEVER YIELD! Well hear my words, oh elven pond scum! Now you and yours will pay the price! Oh can you hear the mighty wardrum? Sounding the call! I WON’T TELL YOU TWICE The battle’s coming swift and fast, now you see the signals of smoke in the sky! We will never see EYES TO EYE! Corellon: Now please don’t take this personally, impersonable stain, But we’re not interested in clemency For a carnage-loving pain! In your stinking pit of giant rats and boars, Salivating from slaughters and wars, Getting angry when you lose An endless cycle, not surprising news The world has so much beauty here, The Tel’Quessir all know Your endless lust for chaos, gore, and fear Is a bitter, pointless show! Well in the name of all that’s good and pure, I’ll administer the cure For this plague you bring the realm! As The Protector, I’ve the helm! Come meet your end, you valorless cur! My duty calls, your time will end! A rule of peace, and joy, and splendor Lies now in sight! You can’t comprehend! Though I removed your other eyeball, Your vision’s still as shortsighted and unwise, We will never see EYE TO EYES! G: IF YOU REPEAT THAT TALE ONCE MORE, YOU WILL REGRET YOUR FINAL DAY A WARRIOR LIKE YOU, TO WOUND ME SO? NO CHANCE, NO HOW, NO WAY! C: Well if it wasn’t by my Elven blade, I ask you now to speak their name! But isn’t falling for a foe who’s less Than me… a greater shame? G: THE ONLY SHAME WOULD BE TO KEEP THIS GOING ANY LONGER C: You know that raising volume doesn’t make you stronger? G: ONCE AND FOR ALL C: We’ll never budge G: MAKE THEM FALL C: Let’s end this grudge Both: FATE YOU CANNOT STALL The enmity that stands between us, Will burn as brightly as the sun! To all the gods and men who’ve seen us They’ll know our war won’t be undone Upon this field, we’ll meet in battle Now no more prattling, time for this to die! We will never see EYES TO EYE! ----- Dungeons & Dragons is © Wizards of the Coast LLC EYES TO EYE was originally composed, written, and performed by the Bard College of Citrus and released on November 31, 2021 (posted on YouTube on December 2, 2021)