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The goof-proof Plans of Nene Momosuzu immediately go awry [hololive/engsub]

Nene Momosuzu plays Minecraft. Original stream:    • 【Minecraft】🍑GO TO MESA（素材集め）🍑【桃鈴ねね/ ホロライブ】   Nene's Channel:    / @momosuzunene   Music: Meathook - Mick Gordon - Doom: Eternal OST I was down on my luck. My mule bucked me some twenty miles back, taking damn near everything I owned. Prospector’s gear, rations, the deed to the claim I was going to stake in the Klondike. All of it, gone. It just spooked and ran off, probably going to go get my claim itself, greedy bastard. I was gonna strike it rich, too. Now I’d be lucky to live out the week. But the wonderful thing about being alive is that even a wretch like me gets dealt a decent hand of cards every now and then. My pocket aces came riding over a crest one day, pinkish blonde hair fluttering about, smiling mouth opened like she was permanently amused and could feel no other emotion. She come riding down to me atop the strangest mule I ever did see. Looked like a carrot, saddled, a steel bit in its mouth, trotting along like it bore the key to Fort Knox on its back. “Kon Nene!!!” she said. I don’t know any language but English, but I could tell she was greeting me. I tipped my ratty, dust-covered hat and said, “Howdy, Ma’am. Couldn’t spare a drop of water, now could ye?” “Water!!? You want water!!?” she said, hollering as if what I said was the most incredulous utterance she had ever heard and not the pleas of a man dying of thirst. She twisted around and started rummaging in her packsaddles. She spun back around and something bright and rubbery hit me the face full force and exploded, soaking me from forelock to the hairs on my chin. “Ha ha!!! You want water!!? I’ll give you water!!!” She threw another one at me, hitting me in the chest, soaking me further. “Ma’am, I meant I wanted some to dri-” She threaded one right into my open mouth, and I could feel it damn near hit the back of my throat before it popped. I started choking, doubling over, then falling to my hands and knees, spitting up water and bright coloured rubber. All the while, she continued to bomb the back of my head with bags of water. “Ma’am, pleas-” “Ora!!!” Another bag exploded over the back of my head. “I’m chokin-” “Ora Ora!!!” Two burst over my head in quick succession. “I’m dyin-” “ORRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!” She over-head tossed one so big, it felt like a watermelon had just fallen on my head. I might have lost consciousness, cause the next thing I remember is lying face down in the dirt road, wondering if the soaked dust was wet with water or with my blood and brains. Thankfully, it was just water. “Still thirsty!!?” “No. For the love of God, my thirst is quenched.” “Good!!! Are you okay!!?” “No.” I saw her bounce another bag of water in her hand. “I said, ‘Are you okay!!?’” “Yes.” “Good!!! Get up!!! We’re going to find gold!!!” “But the Klondike is thatta way.” “Ha ha!!! Baka da ne!!? We’re not going to the Klondike,” she said, smiling with true daring, “we’re going to the Mesa!!!” “Please, no… Go on and let me die here in the road,” I begged. “Tsk tsk!!! Let me ask you something, baka-san!!!” She hopped off her ‘mule’ and walked over and knelt in the dappled dust beside my head. “Do you know what an egotist is?” “No, never heard the word or its like.” "An egotist is a person who thinks more of themselves than they do of me. Now, if you wanna live, stopping being an egotist, and start being a Neneist. Wakaru? "Yes, I wakaru." “Good.” She stood up, still smiling open-mouthed. “Now get up.” TO BE CONTINUED PERSONAL PROMOTION DO NOT READ If you liked the nonsense above, check out the comedic, fantasy light novel I’m writing at: https://ko-fi.com/mapleleafpublicatio... Or don’t. You’re wonderful either way :)