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Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/g4rdenspoon How to make an omelette Bored with eating nothing but cheese sandwiches? Then here's how to make an omelette. Tip a bit of oil into a non-stick pan, tip a bit more in, tip a bit more in, don't over-do it you pillock! Chop an onion up and fry into the pan until it stops stinging your eyes. You can ad a pepper if you like, but don't put mushrooms in there -- that's disgusting, you may as well go into the garden and get some slugs to fry. Carefully crack some eggs into a bowl, leave the shells out if you can manage that. Now, oh shit the batteries have run out on my camera. Right, this is the omelette in the pan, before this you should whisk the eggs with some milk, that's the stuff that comes out of cows' udders. Now, you need to leave this to cook for a little while, in the meantime make a cup of tea. You need to leave the omelette on a medium heat for an unspecified amount of time, but somewhere in-between: salmonella food poisoning, and burning the house down. Enjoy. Don't forget to wash up afterwards g4rdenspoon facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/G4rdens...