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The "I Hate the Gym" Guide to Getting Fit

If the gym makes you feel like a "confused tourist in a museum of mirrors," you’re in the right place. Most fitness advice is built for people who already enjoy suffering. This video is for the rest of us. Welcome to Minimum Viable Fitness—the microwave meal of staying healthy. No equipment, no expensive leggings, and absolutely no "getting in the mindset." In this video, you’ll learn: The 2-Minute Contract: Why your brain can’t fight a 120-second workout. Teeth-Brushing Squats: How to sneak fitness into your morning routine. Wall Push-ups: Strength for the emotionally busy. The "Bad Day Protocol": How to keep your momentum alive when life gets messy. Fitness isn’t about heroics; it’s about showing up so often your body finally says, "Oh, we do this now?" Video Timeline 0:00 – Why you hate the gym ecosystem (and why that's okay) 0:52 – The Philosophy: Minimum Viable Fitness 1:43 – The 3 Golden Rules of Hater-Friendly Fitness 2:21 – The 2-Minute Contract: Outsmarting your brain 3:13 – Workout 1: The Teeth-Brushing Squat 4:11 – Workout 2: Wall Push-ups for the emotionally busy 4:48 – Workout 3: The "Civilized" Couch Plank 5:27 – Workout 4: Anti-Cardio Cardio 6:07 – The "Pick One" Menu: Your daily requirement 7:14 – The Bad Day Protocol: How to water the plant 8:51 – Safety first: Gentle competence over brave stupidity 9:54 – Your 2-minute challenge for today Just a quick reality check: While these tools are designed to help you navigate the "standard-issue" chaos of daily life, this video is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It is not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. If you’re dealing with chronic stress, anxiety, or mental health challenges that feel bigger than a frozen laptop, please reach out to a licensed professional. Take what works, leave what doesn't, and take care of your brain. Tags fitness for haters no equipment workout 2 minute workout habit building minimum viable fitness beginner fitness low motivation workout home workout at home fitness gym anxiety realistic fitness