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Did Cartman Just Crap Treasure? - SOUTH PARK

The boys emerge from the cave as Al Gore remembers them. Cartman farts out the smuggled treasure that almost killed him. "ManBearPig" S10 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS10 INT. FLOODED CAVE - DAY This part of the cave is filling in with water and is already flooded. Stan emerges from the water- STAN (gasps) And then finds a rock to grab onto a pulls himself up. Kenny struggles in the water. STAN Kenny! Here! Take my hand! Kenny reaches for Stan and Stan takes his hand, then looks off in the distance STAN Hurry Kyle! The water's rising! Kyle is struggling to swim with Cartman in tow. CARTMAN AND KYLE (swimming efforts) KYLE CARTMAN... YOU'VE GOT TO SWIM!!! KICK WITH YOUR LEGS. CARTMAN I can't kick. KYLE YES YOU CAN. CARTMAN I CAN'T KICK YOU JUST HAVE TO SAVE ME. KYLE I NEED YOUR HELP! CARTMAN NO YOU JUST HAVE TO SAVE ME. KYLE Harhgh... Gahrhghg... Kyle struggles, but falls beneath the water. STAN KYLE!! NOOO!! Stan rushes back into the water. WATER.... THEN BLACKNESS EXT. CAVE OF THE WINDS - MORNING BOOM DOWN onto a memorial service at the Cave of the Winds. All the rescue workers, plus a bunch of civilians are gathered to pay respects, sitting in white chairs holding candles with flowers all around. Gore is at the head of the memorial service. AL GORE We are gathered here to say goodbye to four kids whom we all tried to help but in the end, could not. But where there is loss, there is hope. For ManBearPig is no more. RESCUE LEADER Oh Jesus here we go again. AL GORE We have beaten ManBearPig, and we will NEVER forget the names of the brave young kids who lost their lives: Kid one... Kid two... Kid three... and of course, kid four. In the background, some of the rocks behind Gore start to push out. AL GORE (O.S.) I remember how kid one used to laugh and play. And how kid two was always there when I needed him... reverse to the rescue workers and other people, sitting down, one of them points to moving rocks. The rocks push away some more, and Stan struggles to get out. STAN Hahhghh... RRRRRGHGGH!! RESCUE WORKER Oh my God! Everyone gets up and rushes to the rocks. Stan pulls himself out and falls to the ground then reaches in to help Kyle who is pulling out Cartman. CARTMAN Ughghghg... REVERSE to everyone running up and looking astonished. RESCUE IT'S THE KIDS! RESCUE WORKER THEY'RE ALIVE!!! Cut back to the boys as they all help squeeze Cartman out of the opening. CARTMAN Rughghg... Gore runs up right next to Stan. AL GORE KIDS! I SAVED YOU! Stan backs away from Gore. STAN Just stay away from us, asshole! I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you don't have any friends. But now I see WHY you don't have any friends. You just use ManBearPig as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a LOSER! GORE Yeah right, the man who single- handedly killed ManBearPig is a loser. Cut to Cartman holding his stomach. Kyle is helping Cartman stay standing. CARTMAN Blarghh... Blaarrhghgh.... KYLE We need to get our friend to a hospital right away! CARTMAN No, no! I'm fine! I just need to get home... and rest... Cartman starts to walk away. STAN Cartman, seriously, you need to see a doctor. CARTMAN Naw, I just need to get to a toilet. See you guys, I-- Haba... HABAAAAAAA!!!!! Cartman blows his pants off and shits seventy-five pounds of treasure behind him. FFFRBRBRBRTTTTTTTT!!!!!! CARTMAN Haghggh! Hahhhh.... REVERSE - The boys look completely stunned. REVERSE - Back to Cartman he looks around, not knowing what to do. SHOT - On the rescue workers, confused. BACK TO THE BOYS KYLE Dude... Did Cartman just crap treasure? Cartman looks back at the treasure, unsure of what to do, but then he turns around and blocks it off with his hands. CARTMAN It's MINE!! IT'S MINE, YOU HEAR ME?! I GOT IT OUT OF THE CAVE! IT BELONGS TO ME!!! KEEP YOUR GREEDY HANDS AWAY!!! RESCUE WORKER Hey... That looks like the fake treasure from our Smuggler's Den Photo Room. CARTMAN That's right, and I... Fake treasure? RESCUE WORKER Yeah... we put it there for kids to take their picture with. Cartman stares at his treasure in disbelief. RESCUE WORKER All in all I'd say that treasure is worth about fourteen dollars. CARTMAN No... NO!!!!!!!! More treasure comes shitting out Cartman's ass. CARTMAN AHGHGH!!! KYLE You made us pull you to safety because you ate treasure?! You son of a bitch. CARTMAN Don't you think I'm hurting enough Kyle?! AAHGHGHGH!!! More treasure shits out Cartman's ass. Gore steps in and starts to tie on a cape. GORE Well, my work here is done. I've killed MBP and now I must save the world from something else. Maybe I'll make a movie. A movie starring ME. Then people will take me SUPER cereal. EXCELSIOR!!! Gore pretends to fly away (just walking out with his arms in front of him. Cartman shits out a goblet. CARTMAN AHGH! THE END