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I'm Just a Warmachine: An Infernal War Machine Song

TO THE PATREON:   / bardcollegeofcitrus   TO THE TWITTER:   / citrusthebard   The Bard College of Citrus is back, and we're cruisin' for a bruisin'! Bruisin' some demons, that is; there's been a war going on in the Lower Planes for hundreds of years, so if smashing through some waves of demons sounds like your cup of boiling hot tea, grab yourself a set of wheels and hit the wastes of Avernus! I'm sure the locals won't mind, they're used to this sort of thing~ -LYRICS- If you’re looking for a little fun, You got a penchant for mayhem, you’re my number one Pick your seat, roll up and buckle in We’ll put the pedal to the metal, take this beast for a spin Engine’s roaring to a boil, hear the screams of the fuel? It makes most folk recoil, but to me it sounds cool Now throw it into high gear, we’re leaving nice and loud, Oh if Zariel could see me, man would she be proud! I’m just a Warmachine, yeah baby A Warmachine; Hell’s full of speedbumps out of the Abyss that my tires won’t miss, I’m just a Warmachine Now we’re cruisin’ by the river Styx There’s been a minor incursion that our ride will fix My spikes are polished to a glistening sheen, They look pretty right now, but they sure won’t stay clean, ‘cuz there’s a couple hundred demons with my name on their heads Soon to be splattered here and there and stuck all up in my treads! Oh if they wanted to be here so bad, oh well, I might as well give them a taste of why we call this Hell! I’m just a Warmachine, yeah baby A Warmachine; Hell’s full of speedbumps out of the Abyss that my tires won’t miss, I’m just a Warmachine I’m just a Warmachine, yeah baby A Warmachine; day in, day out, this conflict never ends, who am I to pretend? I’m just a Warmachine Up in the topmost layer, things are always the worst, The endless tidal wave of demons always itchin’ to burst, All the armies strain to stop the end of all that you know, So now rev up your transmission, and let’s get ready to go you have received your commission, forget to track your emissions Pimp your ride with every kind of weapon and ammunition Endless targets to choose from in the wastes of the sand, If you’re ready for some mayhem, lemme give you a hand! I’m just a Warmachine, yeah baby A Warmachine; Hell’s full of speedbumps out of the Abyss that my tires won’t miss, I’m just a Warmachine I’m just a Warmachine, yeah baby A Warmachine; day in, day out, this conflict never ends, who am I to pretend? I’m just a Warmachine Yeah baby, a Warmachine I’m just a Warmachine ----------- Dungeons & Dragons is © Wizards of the Coast LLC. I'm Just a Warmachine was originally composed, written, and performed by the Bard College of Citrus and released on February 13rd, 2023 (posted on YouTube on July 3rd, 2023).