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I'm Not Fat, I'm Festively Plump - SOUTH PARK

Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" S01 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS01 SMALL STAGE - DAY All the adorable children of South Park are on risers singing merrily. KIDS (Singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year! The SONG ENDS and little Stan steps out in front of the group. STAN Lights please? The lights dim, and a small spotlight appears on Stan. STAN (echoing) And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy. For born unto you is this day in the city of David is a Savior, ‘tis Christ the Lord. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. (Louder) And now, SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY PRESENTS- THE BIRTH OF JESUS! Stan gestures with his hand to another area of the stage, where - A curtain opens and we see that Wendy is dressed like Mary. She is lying on her back, with her legs up in the air, moaning horrifically. Cartman, Kenny and some other children surround her in this adorable little nativity. WENDY Oooh!! Oooh!! Dressed as Joseph, Kyle stands between Wendy’s legs, waiting for the fetus. KYLE Come on, Mary, PUSH!! I can see its head!!! WENDY UGGHHH!!! WENDY AAGHAGAH!!! Wendy pushes some more and a small, plastic blood covered fetus pops out. Kyle holds it up by the head. KYLE It’s a boy!! CARTMAN Oooh! The kids all go ‘Oooh!’ Kenny is dressed like an angel. KENNY Mph mph mph rm!! MR. GARRISON WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!! Suddenly, the lights come up and we see that we are actually in the school gymnasium. Mr. Garrison is in front of the stage, directing. He has a director’s megaphone and is sitting in a director’s chair. MR. GARRISON Kyle, what the hell was that? You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head... What kind of sick weirdo are you? KYLE Sorry. MR. GARRISON And Wendy, I’m STILL not believing the labor pains. WENDY Okay. Just then, Kyle’s irate mother walks up to Garrison. KYLE’S MOTHER Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you’re doing?! MR. GARRISON Well, I’m TRYING to direct the school Christmas play, but YOUR son was holding baby Jesus fetus by the head. KYLE’S MOTHER How DARE you include the nativity in a school play!! Don’t you realize my son is JEWISH?!?! Kyle looks embarrassed. Mr. Garrison looks confused. MR. GARRISON So? KYLE’S MOTHER So what makes you think he should play JOSEPH of Arimathaea?! MR. GARRISON Because it’s Christmas. KYLE’S MOTHER Our family doesn’t celebrate Christmas! Cartman and the boys all look at each other, shocked. Kyle just lowers his head. MR. GARRISON Oh, God, you’re not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me are you? KYLE’S MOTHER WHAT, WHAT, WHAAATT?!?! You’re not going to get away with this, Mr. Garrison! The children stand off to the side listening to the argument. CARTMAN Oh good, Kyle’s mom is here to ruin Christmas! KYLE Shut up, fat boy! CARTMAN I’m not fat! I’m festively plump! STAN Why are you Jewish on Christmas, Kyle? Meanwhile, Garrison and Kyle’s mom have finished their bickering. MR. GARRISON Oh, Okay! Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn’t related to Jesus? Kyle thinks. KYLE’S MOTHER How about the dreidel song, boobie? KYLE I can sing the Mr. Hankey song! MR. GARRISON The Mr. Hankey song? How does that go? MUSIC KYLE Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo! He loves me, and I love you! STAN Christmas poo?! CARTMAN What the hell is Christmas poo? KYLE Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, haven’t you guys ever heard of it? KYLE’S MOTHER Kyle that is enough! MR. GARRISON See, that’s what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. KYLE’S MOTHER NOW THAT DOES IT! I AM GOING STRAIGHT TO THE MAYOR ABOUT YOU MR. GARRISON!!! Kyle’s mother storms out. Garrison chases after her. MR. GARRISON OH WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I’m sorry. Was it the pagan remark?! WENDY You guys! Look! Wendy is standing next to the window, where big snowflakes are falling. WENDY It’s snowing! The kids all rush to the door.

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